Thoughts on be laid off from the tech conglomerate with whom I signed a non-disclosure agreement:

(a hint: they have their logo smeared on almost every pc and [some macs] in existance, and they use blue letters)

1. You guys suck.

2. Instead of blaiming your interns for your ineptitude you should actually come in to work, find and then sit in your cubicle; all that stuff piled on the desk-like object in front of you is the work you’re not doing.

3. I won’t miss listening to you gossip and dog on every individual not within ear shot, and just so you know I was always within hearing range.

4. Oh yeah… firing someone over a voicemail after they’ve left for the day is spineless, not suprising coming from you but still spineless. No I will not come in later with a security escort to pick up my things, why don’t you go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow —-.